Thursday, August 9, 2007
Dick in a Box VS. Great Moments In Hook Up History
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
And in the red corner.... wearing the FU shorts weighing in at 600 Million annual revenue we have the raucous gnarly do anything for a buck used to be Comedy Central backed Dave Chappelle show.
http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/1013/Great_Moments_In_Hook_Up_History
Round 1 - watch the videos. Go ahead, I'll wait. They're hilarious.
Round 2 - which came first, the box or the popcorn? Is one a rip off of another?
If so - who would do such a thing? Or are they creative genius that are completely separate and distinct?
To use the parlance of Jack White, I think I smell a rat!
Here are the best facts that a 5 minute Google search can find: The SNL episode aired December 16, 2006. The Chappelle Show episode aired Wednesday March 12, 2003. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ I wonder where SNL got their idea????? But wait you say, there are no new ideas. So that means that someone else put their junk in a box first. Who would that be? Prove it.
For now I'm saying SNL ripped of Dave Chappelle and they need to give credit where credit is due.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Bust a Nerd-a-Con!
The cult favorite Robert Smith Getting a Pretzel - Man was also there.
And yes, this chick was actually an amputee unlike Rose McGowan (FAKER!) who needs all two of her legs to run away from her dwarf murderous son in Black Oasis ®coming soon to a DVD near you.
So far we have all check marks on the roll call of this fr3ak f3st. Snarf. Bee Tea Dub: Snarf.blogspot.com was taken. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??? Who the hell has snarf.blogspot.com? Raphael doesn't even know the Lion-O connection.
Darth Equis and his sidekick Dildo TP Rabbit Pelt Boy
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and Indiana Jones, and Indiana Jones and Indiana Jones and...
What's cool about this guy is
Also at Comic-Con 2007 was the Halo man the Halo game called Halo. I'm totally suprised Halo man didn't just shoot the crap out of everything. That's what I would do if I was the Halo man from the game Halo.
Each gaming system had their own booth. Playstation thought it would be a good idea to have a gigantic orgy of massive nipples as a game display holding thing. A veritible brochure rack made of teet.
Did I mention there were toys there? Here is just one of the seventy2 brazillion booths and the scores of swanky swag that can be yours if the price is right. Did I mention that some of the toys were really really weird?
These are USB thumb drives. I think the largest they had was 4GB and shaped like a rip off. I mean seriously, $400 for a thumb drive? I don't give a rats ass if they were hand painted by midgets with gypsy tears.
Now we're getting some where. These mutated Placenta looking things were awesome! If I wasn't married - 30 years old - and not a self respecting adult - I would totally have bought them all. Fully.
This one seriously looked like a 3rd term mutant fetus abortion gone wrong.
This one has an acne ridden orange for a head, bulging pink glowing eyes, and the standard issue freaky veiny worm with a blue tail for a tounge. Awesome!
No idea what these are. Enjoy.
Surprisingly I didn't see that many Trekkies. I did catch Kruge talking on his cell phone. Talk about out of character. He was kind enough to point me to this website that details actual living Klingons in the world around us. It's surprising how many there are! Check it out: http://www.famousklingons.com/
Speaking of - this right here is a limited edition StarTrek II the Wrath of Khan action figure. It's more of a "figure" and less action - because it has a whopping 2% motion range. The trick was - in order to be able to obtain one of these precious limited quantity jems you had to either:
A) Purchase the following Wrath of Khan "action" figures at various booths around the convention for $15 plus tax each
1) Sulu
2) Bones McCoy
3) Scotty
This would entitle you to purchase the above pictured figure for another $15.
or
B) Grab one and run like I did!
The wiser man would have chosen C) Grow up and wait for it to go on sale on Ebay for $7.95 in twelve years. Spending that night in jail for attempted shoplifting was totally not worth it. Who knew the Elite security team could run so fast? Khhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!
Well - that's all from Comic-Con 2007. I leave you with this picture of Evil Homer, the last picture I took as my batteries ran out. I would have taken more... A lot more... but I couldn't find batteries anywhere. And after covering the 2390470 square feet of the convention center searching, I was not about to go down 5th and get some batteries. So I just took mental pictures the rest of the day that I'm still trying to erase. Late.